A quiet chuckle

[laurad37]

Okay.....how many people are now lifting up their tops and looking in the mirror....?????
ha ha ha ha

I must say... I DID.. I always new that one of my ****s started higher than the other, due to my surgeries as a child. Never checked my nipple alignment though.

Ross... Is that the regular price or sale price. It will be awhile before I can drive again. LOL

 

[BigOwl]

Just when I think this place is starting to be a bit staid, y'all go nuts on me and reassure me that humor will sustain the earth!

Khawkk, you and I would make a good carny team, what with your off-kilter nipples and my very off-center scar: (I tried to make a diagram, but the tab button doesn't seem to work).

Scar is approximately one inch to the right of center, intersecting my right ****.

So I really am from an alien species whose hearts are located on the right side of the body. Or maybe, like Dr. Who, I have two--only one of which is giving me problems.

 

[Bina]

Today's Special-------Special du Jour

Open Heart Surgery, with a bonus Nipple Re-Alignement!

Does it get any better than that?

 

[njean]

You all might think I'm kidding but you can ask my hubby & he'll verify:

I have always been very small breasted thru out my life. After my last OHS in 2006, I came out with ****s, I mean BIG ****s for me! And don't ask for pics, take my word for it!!!

The unfortunate thing about it is that as I told my husband, "what the heck do I need these puppies for now?!" "Why couldn't this have happened when I was 24 years old?"

 

[BigOwl]

Norma: maybe they did a little augmentation for practice while they were in there?

A colleague of mine had a CABG a few years back, and the incision was horizontal because she had implants. Made me wonder what they would do for a valve job.

 

[CThrock]

Norma,
Just more to get smashed in the mamogram! I'll leave the pics out of this one Eva.

 

[njean]

Norma,
Just more to get smashed in the mamogram! I'll leave the pics out of this one Eva.

To be perfectly honest Crystal, it's actually made the mamos a bit more tolerant for me, if you can believe that!!!

 

[Tbone]

Full Nipple Alignment Specials including measuring and adjusting Caster, Camber and Nipple in check and adjust to specifications. Just $69.99! Make your appointment today.

 

[njean]

Norma: maybe they did a little augmentation for practice while they were in there?

LOL, that's what my DH said!!

 

[Bina]

My late Mom had a sudden burst of ****age during her later years, and she agreed that they may have been fun to have in her younger years, but later they were just a "big" annoyance.
She had a kidney transplant, then menopause, and lots of meds....we attributed it to that.