A quiet chuckle

[khawkk]

It's been 13 months and I just noticed something that made
me quietly chuckle. If I were a lady, I'm sure I would have a different reaction.
My left nipple is 1.5-2" higher than my right. I guess the assistant that
sewed me up was having eye trouble that day.
Oh well, I never take my shirt off in public anyway...don't want to scare
the youngins'...LOL

 

[Cooker]

It's been 13 months and I just noticed something that made
me quietly chuckle. If I were a lady, I'm sure I would have a different reaction.
My left nipple is 1.5-2" higher than my right. I guess the assistant that
sewed me up was having eye trouble that day.
Oh well, I never take my shirt off in public anyway...don't want to scare
the youngins'...LOL

You got time to measure your nipples placement ... man, I can't wait till retirement ... wonder how many members just reached for the ruler ... I guess I could go into business ... "Cooker's Full Service Nipple Measuring"

 

[Mary]

You got time to measure your nipples placement ... man, I can't wait till retirement ... wonder how many members just reached for the ruler ... I guess I could go into business ... "Cooker's Full Service Nipple Measuring"

I thought that WAS your business, Chimp!

I would not be a happy camper if I were out of alignment.

 

[Ross]

Full Nipple Alignment Specials including measuring and adjusting Caster, Camber and Nipple in check and adjust to specifications. Just $69.99! Make your appointment today.

 

[CThrock]

Cooker & Ross is there coupons involved. Might need them in future use.

 

[Bina]

Okay.....how many people are now lifting up their tops and looking in the mirror....?????
ha ha ha ha

 

[Cameron]

Hey Jack,
I have also noticed that the spread of my Man ****s is a bit bigger than prior to surgery. I think a measurement of inter-nippleary distance should be a required part of pre-op preparations - maybe they should make a template just before they cut and use it afterwards to re-align the pair during stapling or stitching! There is an entrepreneurial oportunity for someone!!
Cameron

 

[Bina]

Wasn't Cooker looking to practice his new business skills?

Ross can be a consultant.

 

[lb151]

This is so darm amusing!! Having had the mini invasive procedure,I dont have that problem. I just have to look under my pits when I lay down to find the girls.
hardy har har

 

[hensylee]

It's been 13 months and I just noticed something that made
me quietly chuckle. If I were a lady, I'm sure I would have a different reaction.
My left nipple is 1.5-2" higher than my right. I guess the assistant that
sewed me up was having eye trouble that day.
Oh well, I never take my shirt off in public anyway...don't want to scare
the youngins'...LOL

so you're the one I saw on YouTube!

 

[hensylee]

Full Nipple Alignment Specials including measuring and adjusting Caster, Camber and Nipple in check and adjust to specifications. Just $69.99! Make your appointment today.

also pulls teeth!

 

[hensylee]

I thought that WAS your business, Chimp!

I would not be a happy camper if I were out of alignment.

guess I don't really care - nobody looks! sigh

 

[Eva]

Actually we need to see to believe!! photos please with measuring tapes showing the difference!

 

[Cris N]

Misaligned - under body armor

 

[Cooker]

Cooker & Ross is there coupons involved. Might need them in future use.

There is a definite need for nipple maintenance .... High mileage nipples should have frequent adjustments ... Do not neglect your nipples ... extended nipple warranty available ... see your authorized nipple professional

 

[corrineinwa]

Actually we need to see to believe!! photos please with measuring tapes showing the difference!

Yeah! What Eva said:

 

[deano89]

you could always get a nipple piercing and hang a weight from it to bring it back into line !
you could start a new photo gallery im sure there will be more noticing it now!

 

[Cooker]

you could always get a nipple piercing and hang a weight from it to bring it back into line !
you could start a new photo gallery im sure there will be more noticing it now!

This is a thought but nipple adjustments are best left to professionals ... there are far less invasive procedures available in the hands of these caring, expert nipplist

 

[epstns]

As they say in Yiddish. . . "OY!"

With all the other things folks in The Waiting Room have to worry about, you have to add THIS? ? ? <grinning>

 

[khawkk]

I think my honey knows how to picture me up.

That'll give you time to get some na-z-a- pills or

maybe dra-ma- meen will do.

this might give you an idea
artists rendition

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