Agian
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These three pieces of sting are new in town and decide to get a drink at the nearest pub. As they're about to walk through the front door, they notice a sign: WE DO NOT SERVE PIECES OF STRING AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT. They pause, but decide to go in anyway.
The bartender glares at them: 'Didn't you read the sign on the door? Get the hell out of here.'
Dejected, they ponder their next move. One of them decides to go in disguised. He ties a knot where his head would be and frays the top to look like hair. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and boldly enters the bar. He approaches the counter and is seen by the same bartender, who is by this time furious: 'You're one of those ******* pieces of string, I kicked out a few minutes ago.' The brave piece of string looks him straight in the eye and responds 'I'm a frayed knot.'
The bartender glares at them: 'Didn't you read the sign on the door? Get the hell out of here.'
Dejected, they ponder their next move. One of them decides to go in disguised. He ties a knot where his head would be and frays the top to look like hair. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and boldly enters the bar. He approaches the counter and is seen by the same bartender, who is by this time furious: 'You're one of those ******* pieces of string, I kicked out a few minutes ago.' The brave piece of string looks him straight in the eye and responds 'I'm a frayed knot.'