Tomescu Dita of Romania is the oldest Olympic marathon winner at 38!
I will be 44 in a few weeks.
Just kidding! I know that is amazing! Anyone that can run 26.2 miles at that level is fantastic, let alone a 38 y/o. I just don't like 38 and OLD being used in the same sentence. 38 IS NOT OLD. I will be 44 in a few weeks.
OKay, since its Saturday AND a full moon ,maybe I'll have a glass of white
wine just to keep you company.![]()
I have two legs, a pointed tail and horns, is there any events for me?
Yes! As an official Horny Old Goat, you are qualified to join the Organization of Old Olympians. (OOO) The problem is finding you a sport. You are missing two of the four legs mandated for betailed members of the Imaginary US Equestrian Team, and said tail would drag you down in swimming competitions. The horns would puncture volleyballs. I suggest track and field. The tail will help you to balance through the air during the high jump and pole vault.
Don't know about that, but Harrybaby and I have been talking about electric shopping carts and clotheslining people that get in the way.Is there a motorized wheelchair shooting event?![]()