What you don't want to hear in the OR

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catwoman

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Got this from a friend in Alexandria, Louisiana. Thought others would get a kick out of reading these. And if you do hear any of these during surgery, talk to the anesthesiologist afterward!


A List of Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:

Oops!

Has anyone seen my watch?

Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!

Damn, there go the lights again...

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

What do you mean, he's not insured?

Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
 
Love them, and I've even heard some! Deb Add: "Now how did that get in there?"
 
and here's one I really heard when I had my VR:

Oh my god, she's still awake - get her under!!!!!
 

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