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[Guest]

Some early week musings...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to.

A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

...others?



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"We can't afford to let one moment pass us by 'cause it's a short piece of time" ... Dierks Bentley ... 'Long Trip Alone'

 

[Ross]

Your asking me to think again. I'll come up with a couple I think.

#2 there certainly has truth to it!

 

[Bonzo Dog]

?Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.?

 

[Superbob]

Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.

(Southernism, after a hard day of work) -- "I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet."

 

[hensylee]

(Southernism, after a hard day of work) -- "I feel like I was rode hard and put away wet."

I used to feel rode hard and put away wet. Now I just hang out with the dry cows.

 

[Harrybaby666]

Here's one...

Here's one...

I don't know where I am headed....But I am on my way!!!!

 

[weekycat]

Here's one of my favorites...

Here's one of my favorites...

If you want to hear God laugh...tell Him your plans! Oh, and another one that's quite appropriate for this board:

The best exercise for the heart is to reach down...and pick someone up!