Today's chuckle

[hensylee]

A FEW of us (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge (I can't highlight this enough!!)

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite:

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop

 

[Yaps]

Lol I love em!!! Passing the word along......

 

[Mary]

Yep, Ann, I'm with you on this one.

I hate it when I see someone trying to wear Depends and a Thong. It really is distracting!

 

[Phyllis Jean]

Fashion

Fashion

Those speedo's combined with cellulite is not a pretty sight. I wish someone would tell my neighbor who likes to jog around our block in that attire. But if he's happy, why should I care. At least he is getting some exercise. He sure is a sight for sore eyes !!

 

[JimL]

Ann, that's really random; thanks!

Someone just told me today that "random" is the "cool" thing to say, so I thought I'd use it right away before it went out of fashion.

 

[hensylee]

like, Jim, like I agree with you - like. (wonder where that one came from?) I know we had some strange words in our youth, but this one takes the cake, like, don't y'all think so?

wonder what ever happened to 'you know'? That was cool, but it became cold.

 

[Granbonny]

Darn..Don't know which to throw away..My thongs or my Depends ....I have one to add...Never wear shorts when you are older and going to a sunbed..Yikes...The poor woman's legs looked like someone had taken a blue magic marker and went up and down her legs..Varicose veins.. They (veins) really stood out...from her tanned legs... Bonnie

 

[hensylee]

were there little vein shadows when she stood in the sun?

 

[hunniheart]

very funny!!!

very funny!!!

That is really funny! It's nice to read something that makes me smile, especially here! Thanks!

 

[Abbanabba]

Curse my vivid imagination..!!!!!


A : )

 

[Wise]

#9 seems to be overly abused around here....yuck

 

[Johnny Stephens]

LOL Ann

 

[Glenda]

Ann, this is hilarious! It made my day. It is amazing what some people will wear out in public. I won't even wear shorts out in public, only around the house or at the lake. A bathing suit, what's that? What about a pair of old shirts and a t-shirt. LOL

I just about fell out of my chair laughing at #13.

Thanks for the good laugh!

 

[Aunt Granny]

That is great. It reminds me of the email I got today. The man was at the doctors office. They were looking at x-rays of sperm cells. On one side they looked like tadpoles. On the other side were frogs. The doctor looked at the man and said, "You don't have sex alot anymore do you?"