time for some levity from Crusty Dippinbutt

[hensylee]

Subject: This only takes a minute. Sometimes, when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor: Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put it in a reply to the thread. And don't go all adult--a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = ****ie
m = sleazy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = ****
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. (Clinton's is Liver Monkeyface). And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

 

[hensylee]

I read the directions wrong, wouldn't you know? And I posted this thing. New name is actually Dorky Rhinobutt - not Crusty at all.

 

[ericaj]

hehe.

hehe.

Hmm.. made me laugh for sure. After I talked to my Psycholkogist today I felt myself laughing more too (well except for my crappy drive up to my parents ) do insane drivers and my temper.. But a laugh is good ALWAYS! So I am now dorkychickenlips. *bows*
Erica

 

[geebee]

Hello from:

Hello from:

Sloopy Dippinshorts.

Sounds kind of scary or disgusting, I haven't decided which. Gave me a smile tho.

Thanks Ann.

 

[Mary]

It's dorfus dippin brains checking in.

 

[geebee]

Seems to be a lot of "dippin" going on.

 

[Peggy in Alaska]

Hi!

Hi!

From Dorfus Rhinodunkin! I'm a dunking with the rhinos!

 

[Granbonny]

Sloopy Dippinnose..Mary..At least you are Dippinbrains ...... You have the brains (being a teacher) and I am NOSEY.... Bonnie

 

[Gnusgal]

Funky Chickendoodle (if we're going with "Niki") OR Goober Chickendoodle (if we're going with "Nicole").

Stress doesn't even begin to describe my day... Thanks.

 

[momshell7]

This is great!!

This is great!!

Goober Chucklelips here!! This is a great stress reliever!! My son has all the Captain Underpants books. He just loves them. Actually, both my boys love them. They are 4 and 8 so they just crack up at the names. They had us figuring names for our whole family. Grandparents, aunt, uncles, cousins and even pets.

Thanks for the stress break!!

 

[ShezaGirlie]

Ms. Sloopy Lickinnose signing in here. Oh, geez that sounds nasty.. Reminds me of a cow chewing her cud.. you know, that long tongue up the nose trick they do..

For all the city folk here...http://www.moomilk.com/faq.htm

 

[Debbrn]

New Name

New Name

Thank you so much for the post. I am just getting home from 1 of my 10 most stressful days at work in 16 years of being a nurse. At one point I had to fight back the tears and compose myself. I left over 2 hours late. The patients were fine, it was the situational GARBAGE that was RIDICULOUS. I will never let myself be put in the same situation again. Even if I have to be written up and suspended.

My new name would be doombah rhinotush. If only I could have changed my name at work.

 

[Johnny Stephens]

Farcus Dippinhump. That's MISTER Dippinhump to you!

 

[terryj]

I am ****ie Chucklelips. I had to come into work at 5 this morning(day off) up at 3:30 and 1 hour drive in. I needed a laugh

 

[PapaHappyStar]

*sniff* dorfus wafflesniffer *sniff*

 

[PapaHappyStar]

or *sniff* PapaFarcusDippinsniffer *sniff* *sniff*

 

[Ross]

snooty frickensprinkles

 

[Glenda]

How funny, but that's "crusty dippin lips" here!

 

[Harrybaby666]

And I am....

And I am....

Mr. Dorfus Gizzardsquirt...OMG...I think we all have got a real dose of the sillies here...but hey....nothing wrong with that..LOL Harrybaby666

 

[Bryan B]

Dinky Dippinhump here...but my friends call me Dinkster.