Gail in Ca
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1) An old man asked his wife to make him a hot fudge sundae. She went to the kitchen and twenty minutes later came back with a plate of scrambled eggs instead. Seeing this, he flew into a rage and yelled: "Where's the bacon? I asked for bacon!"
2) Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old.
One said: "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making a sandwich."
Another said:" And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down."
"Oh well. I don't have those sort of problems,touch wood," said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding:" that must be the door-I'll get it."
Heh Heh Heh,
Gail
2) Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old.
One said: "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making a sandwich."
Another said:" And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down."
"Oh well. I don't have those sort of problems,touch wood," said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding:" that must be the door-I'll get it."
Heh Heh Heh,
Gail
