This is so cute....(A must read)

[Christina]

Two little kids...


Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
each other,
outside the operating room. The first kid
leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my
tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to
worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they
give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here
for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy,
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

 

[LoraW30]

too cute. thanks for the giggle.

 

[fyrfytr]

Hey Christina,
Thanks for the laughs.

Dave
________________________________
Surgery: 4/21/03
Aortic Aneurysm Repair
AVR, with a St. Jude Mechanical
Heart Center of the Rockies

 

[Gisele]

Loved it!

Loved it!

Should we have a new topic of "jokes".........just a forum where if you need a smile or giggle you can go and read a few.

Ross? What do you think?

 

[bvdr]

I think that would be a nice forum. Just another way to brighten a day.

 

[nadi]

I think that is a great idea!

 

[ccrawford]

Christina - I'm a guy who never forgets a good joke, and you just scored one. I think your idea is a good one. Humor is a serious medicine that can do wonders for people in time of need. If we can get the most serious depressed patient to start to think about something funny, then he or she is on the road to recovery!!!! Chris

 

[Ross]

Re: Loved it!

Re: Loved it!

Should we have a new topic of "jokes".........just a forum where if you need a smile or giggle you can go and read a few.

Ross? What do you think?

I don't think it's a half bad idea, but Hank is the one that would have to start a new forum header for it. Maybe shoot the idea to him. Be sure to include your signed petitions, blood sample, first born, and ......... Oh I forgot, you only wanted to start another forum--oops.

It might be helpful as far as cutting down the joking in other places. I don't know that we really want to do that, because sometimes things get so deadly serious that you need an instant laugh to cut through the seriousness. I like the idear though.

 

[hensylee]

I second the motion - and third, 4th, 5th, etc. So, maybe somebody can set it up? Here's my first contribution:

Do I Smell Gas?

Two gas company servicemen, a training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a footrace down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from the last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. Naturally, they stopped and asked her what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I just knew I'd better run too!"

 

[nadi]

That was great Ann! Thank you!