Southern Humor

[ccrawford]

A trooper in Arkansas pulled over a driver and asked "Got any ID" The reply came back - "Bout what?"

Bubba's wife in Alabama had a heart attack so he called 911. "Where do you live asked the lady" "Eucalyptus Drive replied Bubba" "How do you spell that ?"she asked. Bubba replied "Is it ok if I drag her over to Oak street and you can pick her up there ?"

Where was the tooth brush invented ? Arkansas. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

They raised the drinking age in Tennessee to 32 - They were trying to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

How do you know if you're in Kentucky? When you call the front desk at your hotel to report that you've gotta leak in your sink, and the front desk tells you to go ahead.

 

[tommy]

Chris..........this one's for you and any other hunters out there.

......from recent Reader's Digest........

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"

A soothing voice at the other end of the says,"Don't worry, I can help. First let's make sure he's really dead."

After a brief silence the operator hears a shot ring out. Then Joe comes back on the phone. "Okay", he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"

Seriously, Chris, regarding your other post. I'm glad to hear that you were able to get out and about, and enjoy it so much.