southern chuckle

[hensylee]

National Transportation Safety Board study

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders
in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the
crash.

They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh S**t !"

Only the states of Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and
Texas were different, the final words were:
"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

actually, Ross might also say this - he's usually tryin somethin.

 

[Wise]

Ann, funny funny funny! I wondered why Kentucky wasn't in that group, but I thought about it and I think here it may be "Hold my cigarette, I've got to give someone the finger for passing me my while I tried to do something." OR something similar.

 

[Granbonny]

Funny..Ann

Funny..Ann

I think we southerners are the only ones that call the strap above the door in a car..the S**T Strap.. Have grabbed it many times when Hubby was driving. ..Like today coming home..rainy, foggy, ect. Many wrecks out there today. Just heard on T.V. it's been 60 years since a winter has started out this cold. You folks, having all that snow today..Be careful. Bonnie

 

[gadgetman]

Are you sure it wasn't the Redneck's famous last words:

"HEY Y'ALL, WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!"



May God Bless,

Danny

 

[hensylee]

If I'd had to guess who would be first to reply to this post, guess which 3 it would have been!

 

[Wise]

If I'd had to guess who would be first to reply to this post, guess which 3 it would have been!

I'm hijacking Cort's persona, but....

*blushes*

*bows head*

*feeling transparent*

Ann, you know everything, don't you? Now I know who not to try to slip anything past.

Drive carefully.

Wise

"Just can't wait to get on the road again" Willie Nelson "On The Road Again"

p.s. yes, Cort, I know that I'm not much competition in this department, but I'm just borrowing from your cybergenious for a minute.

 

[gadgetman]

If I'd had to guess who would be first to reply to this post, guess which 3 it would have been!

Ya wanna piece of this!!!!!!! Can't help it if we is the most knowledgeable (or is that KNOW IT ALL) in these matters.

As far as Ross goes, it would probably be: "Hold my oxygen tank, I'm gonna try somethin."

Good night and,

May God Bless,

Danny

 

[hensylee]

Mothers ALWAYS know.

 

[Ross]

As far as Ross goes, it would probably be: "Hold my oxygen tank, I'm gonna try somethin."

Good night and,

May God Bless,

Danny

Actually this theory was tested on me the day before Thanksgiving and the what came out of my mouth was, "Oh S**t". Wondering what Hanks words were when demolishing the van?

 

[Mary]

If I'd had to guess who would be first to reply to this post, guess which 3 it would have been!

When Janet, Niki, and myself were discussing VR at our little reunion, two of the same three were mentioned in our conversation.

Danny, were your ears burning? They Should Have Been!

 

[gadgetman]

Danny, were your ears burning? They Should Have Been!

That explains the sudden urge to stick my head in the toilet. Or was that the eggnog???????

Nice to be thought of. I have been known to leave a lasting impression on people. Especially with my size 9 BOOTS!!!!!!!!

Just wait until St Louis. My Bubba Malfa will be there to "take care of the dirty business". Getting that bus hotwired even as we type. HONK. HONK.

Bonnie, you're backing me up, right????????? How 'bout loaning that bear for the ride up??????? You got a 12 gauge or 20 gauge, just in case??????

May God Bless,

Danny