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Praline

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Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !



There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . .



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


She keeps going up.
The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love
kids.


She just has to continue to the next floor.
The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.



"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.



"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice
day!
 
Yeah, but what they forgot to say...........

Yeah, but what they forgot to say...........

is that all the men on floor 5 are gay........yep, they're romantically inclined alright, just to other men..................sigh!

Hey, does that store take slightly used husbands on consignment? :D If so, I got one for 'em....................heeheehee! Hugs. J.
 
The Women Store also has six floors:

1. First Floor: young and voluptuous

2. Second Floor: young, voluptuous and wealthy

No man has ever visited any floor beyond the second one.
 
I love it!

I love it!

hensylee said:
The Women Store also has six floors:

1. First Floor: young and voluptuous

2. Second Floor: young, voluptuous and wealthy

No man has ever visited any floor beyond the second one.

Don't you know it'd be true, too? ;) J.
 
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