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Karlynn
Dear Tide Co.:
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used Tide all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it
was the best. Now that I'm in my 50s, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate & uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was, & generally started being a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another & somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, & to my
surprise & satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came out so well that the detective who came by yesterday told me that
the DNA tests on my blouse was negative!
Then my attorney called & said that I would no longer be considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,
once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write
a letter to the Hefty bag people, another wonderful product.
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A. Widow
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used Tide all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it
was the best. Now that I'm in my 50s, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
My inconsiderate & uncaring husband started to berate me about how
clumsy I was, & generally started being a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another & somehow I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, & to my
surprise & satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came out so well that the detective who came by yesterday told me that
the DNA tests on my blouse was negative!
Then my attorney called & said that I would no longer be considered a
suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going
through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,
once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write
a letter to the Hefty bag people, another wonderful product.
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A. Widow