Procrastination Chips

[Ross]

Procrastination Chips
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You may wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been
done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find
excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the
amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new
technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my
obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of
the amount of time given.

7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to
change my mind.

9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or
write the first word, when I get around to it.

10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

 

[Karlynn]

Sometimes I fear these are what my son lives by. Great young man, never in too much of a hurry though.

 

[hensylee]

11 - or 15 or l....whatever

I shall not delay getting these out over the net waves.

 

[Marguerite53]

Ross. You have absolutely tapped into the core essence of my middle child with this. I zapped it to him immediately with a huge momma smile. He'll probably just shrug his shoulders and read it in a month!! Keep these coming!!

Marguerite

 

[aussigal]

Ross. You have absolutely tapped into the core essence of my middle child with this.

Marguerite

LOL...must be something about middle-child-syndrome...

Our Ben is exactly the same...

 

[PJmomrunner]

I saw a t-shirt recently that said: "Procrastinators of the World Unite!...Tomorrow."

 

[aussigal]

I saw a t-shirt recently that said: "Procrastinators of the World Unite!...Tomorrow."

LOL...

yeah...I like to live by the Phrase

"never do today what you can put off til tomorrow!"

 

[momshell7]

LOL...must be something about middle-child-syndrome......

Middle-child-syndrome???? HHMMMMMMMMM so that is my problem! I am the middle child. I have been wondering my whole life what was wrong with me and now I know!!

I do agree that the middle child is different from the others. I can see it in me and my sisters. But for me I think I turned out to be the most responsible one. I am also the only on of my sisters who is not divorced. HMMM maybe the middle child gets better as they get older? Or at least smarter?