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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up
to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said," I would
> like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked," Why in the world
do
> you need cyanide?"
>
>
> The lady replied,"I need it to poison my husband." The
pharmacist's
> eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you
> cyanide to kill your husband!That's against the law! I'll lose my
> license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
> will happen. Absolutely not!
> You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.
That's
> different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
>
to
> the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said," I would
> like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked," Why in the world
do
> you need cyanide?"
>
>
> The lady replied,"I need it to poison my husband." The
pharmacist's
> eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you
> cyanide to kill your husband!That's against the law! I'll lose my
> license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
> will happen. Absolutely not!
> You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
>
> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
> husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>
> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now.
That's
> different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
>
