Post Op Joke Suggestion

Magic8Ball · Nov 6, 2006

I'm considering telling this one to the nurses in hospital after surgery

Guy lying in hospital with a face mask on after major surgery and a nurse comes in to give him a bed bath. During the bath the guy utters in a faint voice....."are my testicles black" and the nurse says "pardon".

He takes a deep breath and says again "are my testicles black" to which the nurse says, "sorry, i'm only here to give you a quick clean"

He takes another deep breath and says again "are my testicles black", the nurse realises he wont shut up so she lifts the blanket, lifts his 'little fella' up and examines his testicles. she then replaces the blanket and says "everything looks fine to me".

He sighs, takes another deep breath, removes the face mask and says "Thanks very much but i said, are my test results back"

Marguerite53 · Nov 6, 2006

I don't think you're going to find a nurse on the cardiac wing to laugh at that one! They're a pretty serious bunch.

I had a wonderfully funny anesthesiologist who was telling me jokes while wheeling me through the corridors to the OR. THAT'S who I'd tell. Everyone wants to be happy and optimisitc and relaxed GOING IN to surgery.

Truly....that's a guy joke. Just don't think the ladies will enjoy it as much. Besides, with all the drugs you'll have pumped into you......you'd probably blow the punch line.

Marguerite

Cooker · Nov 6, 2006

Marguerite53 said:
Truly....that's a guy joke. Just don't think the ladies will enjoy it as much. Besides, with all the drugs you'll have pumped into you......you'd probably blow the punch line.

Marguerite

Pun intended???????

CathyK. · Nov 6, 2006

I have to agree. The intensive care nurses are pretty intense while at work. I have worked in a hospital and they were usually not the fun group. I did get a kick out of it!

AlonnolA · Nov 6, 2006

The night crew at my ICU were a pretty rowdy bunch. I was pretty doped up but it seemed like they spent all night flirting with each other. They might have appreciated that joke, but I had the breathing tube in most of that time, so oh well.