hensylee
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You might want to get one, too.
How to install a wireless security system:
1) Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it, a Really big dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo for Mama - back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and are mad as he**."
Signed,
Billy Bob, Mike and Mama
How to install a wireless security system:
1) Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it, a Really big dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo for Mama - back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and are mad as he**."
Signed,
Billy Bob, Mike and Mama