"New" Original Tawdry Shirts

[tobagotwo]

I have two more shirts left from the original batch of Tawdry shirts from my fashion derelict past (size Large, washable silk). These can be sent out to start new Tawdry Shirt "threads" if someone is interested (there is no cost, except that you will pay for the postage when you mail it to the next recipient).

I note no shirts in the UK/Europe or Australia, and am willing to send them to prospective TOOTS recruits in those areas, if your Customs officials will let them into the country. They could then circulate geographically local to those areas. They should be marked carefully as "Possible Hazard to Visual and Cultural Sensibilities."

Keep 'em in circulation,

 

[dtread]

Are you sure they're not toxic waste, coming from New Jersey??

 

[tobagotwo]

They are indeed fashion-toxic. Jersey has to be famous for something besides tomatoes...

Best wishes,

 

[dtread]

Well, besides the toxic waste dumps there is the Jersey Devil. And the pine barrens. And the cowboys and rodeo stuff in South Jersey. But tomatoes?? Never heard of that before.

 

[tobagotwo]

Yep. Jersey tomatoes are generally considered the best in the business. Varieties developed at Rutgers are grown all over the world.

Surprise: New Jersey is also the largest fresh market blueberry supplier in the nation. And it's also the third largest supplier of cranberries, after Massachusetts and Wisconsin.

And you thought it wasn't really the Garden State...

Best wishes,