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ccrawford
Mahatma Gandi rarely wore shoes so his feet were very tough. He was a vegetarian, very thin, and his diet sometimes gave him bad breath. I guess that made him a -------super callused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis, 
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Karlynn
Chris, can you hear the groaning???!!!!!!
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Yaps
lol I liked it.. 
Kate
Well-known member
More Poppinsese
More Poppinsese
Speaking of Mary Poppins, I heard she moved to San Francisco and became a fortune teller who specializes in people with bad breath - she can tell if you've had bad breath in the past, in the future, even in a former life! Know what her sign says?
Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis
More Poppinsese
Speaking of Mary Poppins, I heard she moved to San Francisco and became a fortune teller who specializes in people with bad breath - she can tell if you've had bad breath in the past, in the future, even in a former life! Know what her sign says?Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis
hensylee
Well-known member
oh my!
and on a Monday morning, too!
and on a Monday morning, too!
Glenda
Well-known member
I loved it! ! It made my day besides we are finally having rain after about a two month dry spell. My flowers are already looking alive again. It's a slow rain which is so much better. The only problem we are redoing a sun room and putting a bed room on top and my husband had just pulled the roof and here it came. So I figured when we need rain again, he just needs to go up and pull off a roof. LOL We had to cover the whole thing in plastic. It still leaked a little bit over my dinning room table and in my kitchen but he finally got it stopped. This will slow him down a little bit which he needs to slow down. He's not as young as he used to be. We both move a lot slower now. Silly man will not ask for help and he does every bit of the work himself. I call him Tim, the tool man. LOL He will have to get help putting the rafters up, they are way too heavy for me. There is no way I can help lift. A friend of his has a boom truck so he is going to borrow it and several of the guys he works with has promised to come over an help him. Thank goodness!
It made my day besides we are finally having rain after about a two month dry spell. My flowers are already looking alive again. It's a slow rain which is so much better. The only problem we are redoing a sun room and putting a bed room on top and my husband had just pulled the roof and here it came. So I figured when we need rain again, he just needs to go up and pull off a roof. LOL We had to cover the whole thing in plastic. It still leaked a little bit over my dinning room table and in my kitchen but he finally got it stopped. This will slow him down a little bit which he needs to slow down. He's not as young as he used to be. We both move a lot slower now. Silly man will not ask for help and he does every bit of the work himself. I call him Tim, the tool man. LOL He will have to get help putting the rafters up, they are way too heavy for me. There is no way I can help lift. A friend of his has a boom truck so he is going to borrow it and several of the guys he works with has promised to come over an help him. Thank goodness!
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geebee
Some people simply have too much time on their hands.
Actually I am jealous that I don't have so much free time.
Thanks for the laughs (and groans).
Actually I am jealous that I don't have so much free time.
Thanks for the laughs (and groans).
Marguerite53
Premium Level User
Very CUTE!!
Very CUTE!!
And actually, Mary Poppins is my hero!! I love her! I mean, I just love thinking that someone might actually be .......practically perfect in every way!!
Marguerite
Very CUTE!!
And actually, Mary Poppins is my hero!! I love her! I mean, I just love thinking that someone might actually be .......practically perfect in every way!!
Marguerite
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rottrod
Soooo Funny
Soooo Funny
That is hillarious. I needed that today. Thanks for sharing.
Melissa
Soooo Funny
That is hillarious. I needed that today. Thanks for sharing.
Melissa
Sherry
Well-known member
Good one, Mr. Crawford.
