Mary, Bonnie and Ann

[gadgetman]

Just wanted to drop in right quick and let y'all know I've lined up a "three hour cruise" with Captain Earl for our June get-together. He comes highly recommended by some of my "Bubba Malfa" members. For some reason they want me to take out a special accidental life insurance policy payable to them. In turn they have graciously offered to cover all the expenses for the cruise, including complimentary Champaign. One of them even offered to throw in an extra paddle for some reason.

Captain Earl seems to run a tight ship though. He requires everyone to find a comfortable seat because you are not allowed to move about for any reason once we have left the dock. He says he will use one of those long ?picker upper? things to pass out drinks and snacks. He also insists that inflated tire tubes are approved for use by the Coast Guard, not that we would need them. No extra charge by the way. When I asked him if there would be a limit on the number of passengers, he said the more the merrier. Just like an old Sea Dawg!!!!!!

Looks like it might be fun. I?ve attached a picture of Captain Earl?s shakedown cruise. He plans on slapping on a little paint and we should be ready to go. Step lively there Mates!!!!!!

May God Bless,

Bubba

 

[Mary]

Oh, you sweet thing you!
What a considerate thing to do for the ladies.
You are such a southern gentleman to put our desires ahead of your own.
Really Danny, you are a peach. Are you sure you're not from Georgia?


And Danny, here's the type of travel I've arranged for you.

 

[gadgetman]

Them valves won't be enny fine t'ennybody af'er ah git thru wif mah ride. Oh well, mebbe a nice pettin' farm somewhar sunny an' warm, dawgone it.

Oh yeah, I've already got mah "Cow"bota trackter.

DB sh'd git a kick (not too hard of one ah hope) outta th' way this hyar thread is gwine!

Peach huh????? Fuzzy on the outside and sweet on the inside. That's me I guess.

Good night an',

May God Bless,

Bubba (Flo'ida boun'---"udder"ly reliable)

 

[hensylee]

I'm bringin my umbareller and char so I kin set on the top dek! Cause I don't swim no how and I want to be far away from the warter. Thankee, Cuzin.

 

[Granbonny]

You better stay down thar in that thar rope swing chair.. Cause, we be sun-bathing nekked on the top.. Bonnie

 

[Harrybaby666]

Oh My Heavens.....

Oh My Heavens.....

You All are JUST TOO FUNNY.....LOL.....I needed a good laugh after the past few weeks that I have had.....Thank you for making my day....Harrybaby

 

[Granbonny]

HarryBabe

HarryBabe

Glad we could make your day.... Panama City, Fla..is called the REDNECK RIVERIA Really..no kiddin.. ....I'm hoping that big red thingy on the top is a cooler to hold MY beer...Know, Mary does not partake of hard stuff....and Ann only drinks Sweet Tea. Not sure about Danny Boy..He may be a closet drinker.. We have plenty of those good-Old southern folks. ..Also, if that is a T.V. antena..sticking out of top of boat Capt Earl needs to put a piece of aluminum on the top Bonnie

 

[gadgetman]

Thet thar pole thin'y is fo' his lantern in case it gits dark befo'e we git back. ah reckon thet hammock is resarved fo' Captain Earl. Skipper says af'er a few beers he will let most ennyone operate th' ship. As a matter of **** af'er a six pack, he said it will be mighty difficult fo' him t'see whar he is gwine face down on th' deck. Soun's like he don't hold his beer too fine.

Yessuh thet trimenjus red thin'y on th' top is a right fineer seat/ice box/sto'age box/fish box/bait box. Skipper said thet they foldin' chairs were lef' on sho'e durin' this hyar trip but he plans on a-gonna Wally Wo'ld an' pickin' up a few of them nice fancy plastic chairs fo' th' deck too.

He will furnish th' Bud but eff'n we're hankerin' ennythin' else we haf'a brin' it ourse'f. He said he'd warsh th' gasoline outta th' plastic jug on top an' mix up a trimenjus batch of Sweet Tea. ah put up $10.00 thet af'er about an hour into our cruise Mary will be beggin' fo' th' strong stuff. Enny takers?????????

May God Bless,

Bubba

Oh yeah, this hyar is th' outfit ah plan on warin' when ah ride mah "Cow-a-sock-ee". Notice ah got on long sleeves in case ah fall off. I'd better take out thet toothpick befo'e ah mount up. Sho'nuff wish th' wife'dn't stan' so dang close when she takes pitchers, makes mah eyes crost wo'se.

 

[Mary]

Hey!
Is this Panama Beach City or Deliverance??????????????????

 

[mntbiker]

I hear banjo music!

 

[hensylee]

Y'ALL don't f'get we got Resa comin and she's one fine specimen of woman - we'll have to say 'down, boy' a whole heap. We might have to get a big ol cover and keep her kivered up so's not to get Cap'n Earl stirred. Might have to likker him up some more to keep him steady as she (he) goes.

Bonnie, you brangin th dawg? Reckon he can swim to save us if we fall off the top? We might if we get to partyin too good. I can always brang Miss Sally Sue if y'all think we might need 'er. But she won't save nobody - she'll just sleep like hound dawgs do. She'll think she's on the front porch on toppa that thang we'll be sailin on.

Should I hunt us up some boiled peanuts? I can get some in Florala, Al maybe. Now that would be good snackin. We could dip 'em in canned possum and wash 'em down with sweet tea - or somethin. umm umm

 

[gadgetman]

Hey!
Is this Panama Beach City or Deliverance??????????????????

That Deliverance was up in North Georgia, where mntbiker and Bonnie live?????????????

I hope I'm safe way down there (so to speak)!!!!!!!!

 

[gadgetman]

I hear banjo music!

Fer sure, I ain't a gonna bend over...............

No Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gadgetman]

Y'ALL don't f'get we got Resa comin and she's one fine specimen of woman - we'll have to say 'down, boy' a whole heap. We might have to get a big ol cover and keep her kivered up so's not to get Cap'n Earl stirred. Might have to likker him up some more to keep him steady as she (he) goes.

Ross,

I promise plenty of pictures. You bet ya. I'll even make the sacrifice and peek under the covers if necessary. Take one for the team!!!!!!!!

Bonnie, you brangin th dawg? Reckon he can swim to save us if we fall off the top? We might if we get to partyin too good. I can always brang Miss Sally Sue if y'all think we might need 'er. But she won't save nobody - she'll just sleep like hound dawgs do. She'll think she's on the front porch on toppa that thang we'll be sailin on.

At least Miss Sally Sue will be on the lower level, UNDER THE PORCH.

Should I hunt us up some boiled peanuts? I can get some in Florala, Al maybe. Now that would be good snackin. We could dip 'em in canned possum and wash 'em down with sweet tea - or somethin. umm umm

BOILED PEANUTS!!!!!!!! The nectar of the gods down here. Canned possum, sweet tea (with a hint of 87 octane) and BOILED PEANUTS, who could ask for more. Well, maybe throw in some BBQ ribs, BBQ chicken and fried okra, UMMMMMMMMMM, GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!