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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
the
Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a
finger in her face, he said
sternly. "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and
my word is law!"
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
"After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have
the
kind of sex that I want.
"After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will
wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
"Then you will massage my feet and hands.
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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the
Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a
finger in her face, he said
sternly. "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and
my word is law!"
"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
"After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have
the
kind of sex that I want.
"After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will
wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
"Then you will massage my feet and hands.
"Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"
His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."
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