LOL Good News Bad News

[Cooker]

I have good news and bad news.

First, the bad news: "We're being invaded by Martians.

And now, the good news: They eat politicians and pee gasoline.

 

[AgilityDog]

Promises, promises. I can think of a few local politicos who should be invited to a martian dinner.

 

[gadgetman]

They eat politicians and pee gasoline.

Earl, EARL!

Grab all them 5 gallon buckets an' a come a runnin'. An' git thet Mayo' an' city council t'come wif yo'.

WHUT, NO DIESEL??????! Dang.

Bubba

 

[Karlynn]

We could only hope!!!!!

 

[Wise]

Now I can definitively say that Martians are my favorite aliens!