Living Wills

[Superbob]

Recently my wife and I were having a conversation about life and death and the need for living wills.

During the conversation, I said I'd never want to be in a persistent vegetative state, dependent on some machine, and taking fluids from a bottle.

So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer.

It is tough being married to a smart a**.



(Got this from something going around the Internet. And, yes, living wills ARE a good idea...except please suspend mine during the Super Bowl. )

 

[Wise]

Okay, smarty pants that was....downright.....funny!

 

[Cooker]

Be glad she did!!!!!! Look what I just read.

BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES :

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men develop female characteristics.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.