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Got this by email and chuckled enough I wanted to share:
Having a bad day? - In a hospital's Intensive Care
Unit,
patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about
11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
cause of
the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of
the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some
were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects
to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez
Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two
of the most expensively saved animals were being released back
into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to
bits.
There now, feeling better????
Having a bad day? - In a hospital's Intensive Care
Unit,
patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at
about
11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something
to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery
as
to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a
worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
cause of
the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all
of
the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to
see
for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some
were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy
objects
to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the
part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life
support
system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez
Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony,
two
of the most expensively saved animals were being released back
into
the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of
wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending
to
jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with
a
handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having a Bad Day????
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of
sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly.
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
What?? STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on
it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to
bits.
There now, feeling better????
