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maka

Sometimes it is good to get our minds away from OHS:D :D


It was entertainment night at the SeniorCenter. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.It's been in my family for six generations.'

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, clearly under the spell of the hypnotist, when suddenly, the family heirloom slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hund red pieces.

'****!!!' said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .
 
maka,
This is so funny. I laughed out loud. Then I got sad. This is the kind of joke John would have enjoyed if he were here.Thanks for sharing.:D
 
OH BINA....SHAME ON YOU.... but how much more fun that would have been...
 
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