I LIKE the dark! how about you?

[hensylee]

INTO THE LIGHT

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
What, me move?

How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
Hmmm, Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
The light's fine as it is.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
What light bulb?

 

[geebee]

What - me move?

 

[Mary]

Yeah, and my twin always changes the light bulb. I turn out the lights.

 

[Curtsmum]

lol im libra my husband is virgo and they are quite true

 

[Cooker]

What, me move?....I'm the "only" one who changes bulbs

 

[aussie girl]

The next time I change a light bulb........

YOU CAN ALL APPLAUD ME

Mary

 

[Ross]

Whats this light bulb garbage? Them is dark suckers.