Hymn Number 365

[gadgetman]

Alright everyone, your giggle medicine for the day:

A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We gather at the River'."

Smile, life is too short not to.

May God Bless,

Danny

 

[Granbonny]

Funny

Funny

Been humming that hymn all mornin... The beautiful, beautiful river.....La,la, la, la.....Cuse me..but, aren't you suppose to be working? Saw you posted to mountainbike, too...Watch out, Big Brother may be looking over your shoulder to see who you are e-mailing.. Bonnie...

 

[Ross]

See Senior, down by the river.

 

[Yaps]

good one good one

 

[Wise]

Well, I know you all didn't drink milk in Panama City, so I'd have to bypass the river and go straight to the beach. There's more for everyone there!!

 

[hensylee]

Gonna lay down my burden
Down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside,
Down by the riverside,
Gonna lay down my burden
Down by the riverside...........
Ain't gonna worry no more........