How Many Dogs Does It Take

[gadgetman]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Good Morning and,

May God Bless,

Danny

 

[Marguerite53]

Danny. A very cute way to start the day! Several years ago, I wouldn't have known that much about dog breeds, but having researched so many to end up with a Cairn Terrier (Westie)...... and having fallen head over heels in love with all dogs during the last 6 years, your light bulb list is right on and quite funny!! I suspect the Cairn would fall someplace between the dachshund and the greyhound.

Thanks Marguerite

 

[Yaps]

oh so true..

 

[Wise]

Danny. A very cute way to start the day! Several years ago, I wouldn't have known that much about dog breeds, but having researched so many to end up with a Cairn Terrier (Westie)...... and having fallen head over heels in love with all dogs during the last 6 years, your light bulb list is right on and quite funny!! I suspect the Cairn would fall someplace between the dachshund and the greyhound.

Thanks Marguerite

My mother-in-law has a Cairn Terrier. They could be the poster child for terriers...fiesty, bossy, playful, stubborn. Her neighbors across the street have a Westie (Westhighland White Terrier); very pretty. My MIL's dog is Katie and she's very blond; much lighter than Toto on Wizard of Oz.

Danny, I enjoyed the dog analysis. What a neat way to describe their personalities. I've thought about which category our Yorkies would be closest to and settled on Rottweiler...that's because they think they're big stuff (but don't know how defenseless they really are.)

 

[Rivet]

Beagle: Wouldn't notice that the light bulb even needed changing. Too busy sniffing.

 

[Mary]

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

Good Morning and,

May God Bless,

Danny

I had to laugh at this one! We haven't had a dog since our poodle died 6 years ago, and we don't have cats.
However, we are grandparents to our our daughter's 3 dogs and 2 cats. The oldest is Jack, a border collie/Australian shepherd, then Gracie, border collie/dalmation, and Sarah, border collie/cocker spaniel. What a nut house it is!
The cats have learned to wait until bedtime when the dogs are locked up for the night, and then they emerge and play with the dogs' toys, meow outside the bedroom door to annoy them, and generally take control of the house.

 

[Granbonny]

The difference between CATS AND DOGS.....a dog comes when called.....a cat takes a message and gets back to you. ....We are now owned by Kallie .a Papillon..other known as a Butterfly dog..with the big ears.and beautiful long flowing tail.....My hubby loves him more than me. That is why we will be staying in a roach motel in Panama City..while Danny and Mary are in a luxuryhigh-rise condo on the beach...(No dawgs allowed over there) Hubby refuse to ever board him....In fact, hubby spent the afternoon..taking one of our ottaman's down to my car..putting it in back seat, ect. so he could feel the A/C on our trip in 2 weeks to Wisconsin.And we will have to plan our trip to stay in a Day's Inn..who accepts pets. He turned age 6 in April..so i'm sure I will have another 6 plus years of this....Bonnie