How hot is it? It's so hot...

[Christine]

so, since i've started making my vac plans in TX, talking to friends down there for the past month, my accent has started to come back along with some of my old southern sayings.. of course I get the 'deer in the headlights' look from some people with some of the things I say, (but then I get that alot anyway) - my customer's just laugh... so I thought i'd share a few of my favorites used to describe the current heat wave...

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

It's hot as love in August.

It's hotter than the four sides of hell.

It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.

It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.

It's stupid hot!

Enjoy!

Chris

 

[Christina L]

Pardon me if this link

Pardon me if this link

has already been posted on VR.com. I ran across these cartoons on MSN.com. They are very clever.

Christina L



http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/HeatWave/1.asp

 

[Karlynn]

I really like the phrase: It's stupid hot.

 

[Andrew'sMom]

How hot is it ... it's so hot that...

How hot is it ... it's so hot that...

... my glass patio table literally exploded and shattered into millions of tiny little pieces today. No kidding .... it was the biggest mess I have ever cleaned up. There was glass all over the upper deck, and it was all over the lower pool deck as well. I don't know if it really has anything to do with heat ... very strange. Thankfully the kiddos were down on their playground when it happened. I was just coming out from getting them some drinks when I heard a "pop" and poof, it was gone! Anyone else ever had this happen to them?