Horse's

[Yaps]

Horseback Riding
>
>
> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no
>lessons nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion.
>
> It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond
begins
>to slide from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
but
>cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.
>
> The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider.
>Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from
the
>horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding
>hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
>
> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away
>from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
>
>Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.
>

 

[hensylee]

Today's chuckle. This is mine for the day. But it's early; there may be more coming.

 

[perrybucsdad]

Q: You know why little girls like to ride the mechanical horse in front of Walmart?
A: Because it has just the right wiggle.


I never let my little girl ride those things! My wife on the other hand LOVES to ride real horses.