Held Up!!!

[Yaps]

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder.

She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and
yelled, STOP! Acts 2:38! (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus
Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)



The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.



As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."



"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

 

[mntbiker]

Funny, reminds me of a story about my grandmother.

My grandmother was an avid bowler, went to her league night every week. One week when she was leaving a guy grabbed her purse, jumped into a car driven by someone else and they took off. A bit upset about this she threw the bowling ball in her hands (complete with bag) at the car where it went through the rear window.

It would have been perfect ending to the story if they had crashed unfortunately they kept going. They did however get caught by the police rather quickly, something about the broken rear window being suspicious.

 

[Yaps]

heheheeh Grannys can be tough!!!

 

[Mary]

I'm a granny, so I guess that applies to me, huh?