Heart Joke For The Day

[KEVIN]

I know we are probably not suppose to do this but I thought It might brighten the day for some.​

Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon, Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Kaiser, Is that you? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So, Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. Like you, I too take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I'm finished, this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

Dr. Kaiser, very embarrassed, shook his head and replied, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

Everyone Have A Nice Day

Kevin

 

[hensylee]

not sposed to tell jokes? Oh, yeah and some of them get us in trouble. I missed this one. Thanks for posting it. I had a good chuckle. It's very apropro for Vr.

 

[bvdr]

I love a good joke, thanks. These days the source of most of my amusement is my little 5y/o grandson. He and my husband were watching a very old cowboy movie on television. One of the ones with swarms of Indians coming over the mountains attacking a wagon train when the bugle sound and the cavalry comes to the rescue. My husband was explaining what cavalry was when my grandson patiently told him, "Bubba, actually I think they are pilgrims".

 

[Yaps]

I like that one..lol sent it to my cardiologist..hehehhehe

 

[Curtsmum]

I seem to remember reading this joke on here not so long ago, cant remember who posted it but remember a disscution on it because surgeons dont work with the engine running either do they? sorry to kill the joke

 

[George]

I seem to remember reading this joke on here not so long ago, cant remember who posted it but remember a disscution on it because surgeons dont work with the engine running either do they? sorry to kill the joke

Yes, they do. My PVR was done without stopping my heart. I think it involves clamping certain vessels during the procedure. That is all I know. I also didn't receive a blood transfusion during the surgery, but they decided to give me one a couple of days afterwards.