HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!
A few things to consider:
- First, turkey deep fryer's are a novelty best left to those who wish to weed themselves out of the human gene pool, trust me on this!
- The best way to shoot a deer (or any form of wildlife that is not in direct threat to you our your loved ones) is with a camera, but if you must use a gun, PLEASE be sure that your target has FOUR legs and not two. We've already had a few bloomin' idiots shooting at each other instead of Bambie...
- Our new house is very nice, very cozy and we can seat six comfortably at our dining table with a few out into the wooded creek in the backyard, maybe snow falling as we enjoy the company of family. However, we have no stove, no microwave... We may very well order up one of those "complete meals" from the local grocery store for TG day....
That or pizza!
Drive safely, plan ahead for a slow drive and suprize your relatives when you show up early. No need to rush, you're on vacation!
Easy on the alcohol, you gotta save room for the pies!
Let the kids break the wishbone. Ask an area butcher if he/she can give you extra wishbones if you have more than one pair of "ruffians" that might want the honors... Oh, and they break better when dry of course.
And cause I'm a firefighter, be thankful for all those folks out there that give their time, often at the sacrifice of their own family occassions, to protect and serve their communities.
Holidays are a time when many of these people are "off-duty" and if I'm going to be in town, I'm intending to make every call that might come up that night because I know we'll be shorthanded....
Could someone please pass the stuffing?