Wal, thank y?all fo' all them fine-wishes. Mrs. Bubba jest brought in a surprise birthday cake t'mah wawk place. It was German Chock Let. Thet FIRST slice tasted so fine ah jest might hafta hoof it back fo' seconds (So'ry Chimp).
Course, ev'ry year I?s been gittin' yo'nger an' yo'nger. At mah 39th birthday, ah started countin' backwards. At mah reconin' I?m hittin' about 16 today. ah figger when ah retch 1 I?ll probably be back in diapers agin so ah guess it will wawk out jest about right???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY t'them other two thet admit t'sharin' mah birth date.
Oh yeah, Cousin Earl was nice inough t'git me some wind chimes fo' th' front po'ch. He said makin' them was acshully injoyable.