hair!!!!

[Yaps]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him.
He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green,
blue and violet.
The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked at the old man, he was staring at him.

Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter old man ... never done anything wild in your life?"

Without missing a beat the old man replied :" Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

Just wondering if you were my son."

 

[Mary]

I wish I were so quick with the come backs!

 

[William]

That's a good one! I see that colored hair all the time at a museum where I do some volunteer work. There has to be some kind of mind control in those dyes.

 

[Blanche]

Oh, my first thought was the play "Hair" and the music that was in that play. Your post not only reminded me of other good times, it made me smile. For other who remember "Hair," here are the lyrics.
http://www.lyrica.com/cwpb/appmanag...=Lyrica/DPN/Articles/dpn_prescribedLyrica.htm
Kind regards,
Blanche

 

[Glenda]

Now that was funny!