For Sale

[Yaps]

NEWSPAPER ADS!
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> 1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful
> little dog. Bites
>
>
> 2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky
> neighbor's dog.
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> 3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid
> dog.
>
> 4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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> 5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been
> out awhile . Better be a reward.
>
> 6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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> 7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
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> 8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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> 9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
>
> 10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
> Call Stephanie.
>
> AND THE BEST ONE...
>
> 11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
> Britannica - 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. >No
> longer needed; got married last month. Husband knows everything.
>
>

 

[Harrybaby666]

Thanks for the laugh Yaps....

Thanks for the laugh Yaps....

This is just too funny, and what's even funnier is some of these may be true. LOL Harrybaby

 

[Blanche]

Number 6 is my favorite

Number 6 is my favorite

This is so funny. I'm still giggling.

 

[Praline]

This is too funny.

This is too funny.

My husband and I are still laughing.

 

[geebee]

I have had an awful couple of days. You really helped to take my mind off things.

Thanks.