Estrogen Issues

[Karlynn]

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

 

[Yaps]

heheehehhehee

 

[Ross]

Are you sure that's just Estrogen? CHF has me doing most all of that too!

 

[geebee]

I have a couple more:

Your middle finger is plastered to the car window like one of those Garfield toys.

Your SO makes a point of getting home before you so he can meet your car with a glass of anything with alcohol.

You swear those shrunk jeans will fit you again so you start a diet and then sit staring at the empty ice cream container trying to figure out how it got empty.

You look for rain showers so you have an excuse for the sweat running down your face.

Keep em coming, I am sure there are many more.