Dentist and The BP Check

[Cooker]

I had a dentist appointment this morning and they have started something new, taking BP and heart rate readings?.She told me that my BP and rate were a little high, 140/70. I assured her it was due to the 5 cups of coffee (8:00am), the fact that she was 25 years old and attractive and that they were getting ready to put metal instruments in my mouth ?..What the heck do they expect?.If I were them I would be concerned if the readings weren?t elevated a bit.

 

[Bina]

With all of that going on....of course your BP was a bit high!
Try drinking half-caf coffee, booking dental appts for after lunch, and don't look at the "hot" assistant.

 

[Cooker]

With all of that going on....of course your BP was a bit high!
Try drinking half-caf coffee, booking dental appts for after lunch, and don't look at the "hot" assistant.

NO!!!!

 

[Bina]

Don't be difficult or you'll get a smack upside the head!

 

[Superbob]

Before we moved from Northern Virginia/DC, the young hottie hygienist had started giving a shoulder and neck massage to relax the patient before starting the cleaning. All I can say is that it was a good thing they didn't take BP and heart rates, or my med dosages would have been quadrupled.

 

[Cooker]

Before we moved from Northern Virginia/DC, the young hottie hygienist had started giving a shoulder and neck massage to relax the patient before starting the cleaning. All I can say is that it was a good thing they didn't take BP and heart rates, or my med dosages would have been quadrupled.

Ain't nothing getting old about you brother

 

[Superbob]

Well, I did suggest she just dispense with the tooth cleaning and give me a half-hour massage, but, alas, she didn't buy that.

 

[Bina]

I bet you are the only 2 "boys" going to the dentist every 6 weeks instead of
6 mths.

 

[Cooker]

Well, I did suggest she just dispense with the tooth cleaning and give me a half-hour massage, but, alas, she didn't buy that.

Did you offer her cash?

 

[Bina]

Did you offer her cash?

I think bob said "hygienist" not HOOKER!!

 

[Cooker]

I think bob said "hygienist" not HOOKER!!

Hygienist, hooker....they both start with "H".....as does "HOTDAMN"

 

[Ross]

Boys err men, settle down in here. There are ladies present. Don't tick them off.

 

[Freddie]

too late​

 

[Bina]

I'm sure the intention of this thread is not to show any disrespect to anyone in the dental profession.
My dental team is superb.

 

[Ross]

I didn't mean for you all not to have fun, just please stay within reason. You have so far.

 

[Cooker]

I didn't mean for you all not to have fun, just please stay within reason. You have so far.

Did not interpret your post that way at all....and I never would be disrespectful intintially.... If have offended any of you dear ladies please feel free to slap my around a bit.......oops...there I go again

 

[Superbob]

Hygienist, hooker....they both start with "H".....as does "HOTDAMN"

As do HOTTIE and HUBBA HUBBA!!! Love those "H" words.

 

[Ross]

Please keep in mind that this is a heart surgery and support forum. We have all sorts of members and I think some are offended.