The It's Never Right Clinic
The It's Never Right Clinic
Hey Gina,
We could start Pro Time clinics! I?m positive we understand it better than some doctors. Every doctor should have to eat it (coumadin) for a couple of months before being qualified to monitor other people.
Okay.... here?s Rain?s top ten rules for ?The It?s Never Right (INR) Clinic?.
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1) Keep that darn dog out of the flower bed. (Very likely the most important rule of all!)
2) NO stress... be happy. Plenty of sleep helps too.
3) Coumadin... NOT warfarin. (I?m speaking from experience here)
4) Eat in a three meals a day. (I only eat two but I do it CONSISTENTLY!)
5) NEVER miss your exercise class. (Don?t ask me to explain it, but I swear it makes a difference!)
6) Eat plenty of fruit & veggies... CONSISTENTLY. (Rain?s a vegetarian)
7) ALWAYS have a drink (or two) before dinner. (missing a day can really screw you up.)
8) Don?t forget to take your coumadin... DAILY. (Very important, this can be a killer)
9) Ladies... get a hysterectomy. (Believe me, you?ll wonder why you didn?t do it sooner)
10) Eat the same amount of coumadin daily, even if you have to cut those pills into 1/8s or 1/16ths! (How can doctors preach consistency in one breath and tell you to take 5mgs three days and 2mgs four days in the next??!!)
Oops... forgot the pill box! Exactly why you should have one! And get a Pro Time machine!! A MUST HAVE! Geez.... there?s no way I can whittle it down to ten......
I know the rules..... The irony is that if I was able to live by them, I wouldn?t be a heart patient!!
Rains going to chase the dog out of the flower bed.....