hensylee
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A KID'S VERSION OF CHRISTMAS CAROLS
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim. MY DAUGHTER actually said this one for years
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
You'll go down in Listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
O come, froggy faithful.
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
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HOLIDAY BAKING
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup of sugar
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
1 bottle Bailey's Irish Cream-
Sample the Bailey's to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Bailey's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Bailey's is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver
Sample the Bailey's to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Bailey's.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Bailey's.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim. MY DAUGHTER actually said this one for years
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
You'll go down in Listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
O come, froggy faithful.
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require."
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
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HOLIDAY BAKING
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup of water
4 large eggs
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup nuts
1 cup of sugar
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
1 bottle Bailey's Irish Cream-
Sample the Bailey's to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Bailey's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Bailey's is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver
Sample the Bailey's to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Bailey's.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Bailey's.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
