Glenda
Well-known member
My best friend just sent this to me and I just about fell out of my seat laughing.
I've found a new recipe for cookies.... these cookies turned out so good, that I just had to share.
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown suagr
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo
Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor....
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshiz a sheet.
Check the Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Cuervo.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Next Day: Go to the store and buy the cookies.
I've found a new recipe for cookies.... these cookies turned out so good, that I just had to share.
Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown suagr
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo
Sample the Cuervo to check quality
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor....
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshiz a sheet.
Check the Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Cuervo.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
Next Day: Go to the store and buy the cookies.