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Glenda

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My best friend just sent this to me and I just about fell out of my seat laughing.

I've found a new recipe for cookies.... these cookies turned out so good, that I just had to share.

Christmas Cookie Recipe
1 cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown suagr
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo

Sample the Cuervo to check quality

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor....
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who giveshiz a sheet.
Check the Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Cuervo.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Next Day: Go to the store and buy the cookies.
 
I love that recipe! I just made some Orange Date bread, I bet if I added some Cuervo it would have been really good! Maybe the next batch.
 
I'm baking an upside down German chocolate cake tomorrow. Do you think the Jose Cuervo would be a good addition to the process?;) ;) ;)
 
Sounds like I need that upside-down german choc. cake recipe!!!!!! Send it along! (My husbands favorite desert is German Choc. Cake)
 
That was just too funny Glenda......

That was just too funny Glenda......

After a rough couple of weeks, and getting ready to have my kidney surgery next month, I needed a good laugh!!!!! Harrybaby:D :D :D :D :D
 
Wonderful recipe !!!

Wonderful recipe !!!

Thankshhh Glenda, Tried your recipe !!
We bothhh had a really lood gaugh !!!!
Beshhht Wisshhhes
Wernie & Endie !!!!!!!
 
Karlynn said:
Sounds like I need that upside-down german choc. cake recipe!!!!!! Send it along! (My husbands favorite desert is German Choc. Cake)

The cake recipe is probably faster to relate than the El Paso, IL tale, so here goes Karlynn.
1 box German chocolate cake mix
1 cup chopped pecans
1 cup coconut
1 8 ounce pkg. cream cheese
1 stick oleo
1 lb. powdered sugar
Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. Mix pecans and cocout. Spread in pan. Mix the cake mix as directed on the box. Pour over the nuts and coconut mixture. Mix the oleo, cream cheese and powdered sugar. Spoon over cake. Bake at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Let sit for an hour. Turn cake upside down on serving platter.

Drink plenty of Jose Cuervo so you're in the right frame of mind to let Glen know he's getting more than his favorite German chocolate cake for the occasion.;) ;) ;)
 
Glenda, what a lushious recipe..and funny too. Who would've guessed that you'd be pushing Jose Cuervo (kust yidding jou :D )
 
Thanks for the German Chocolate Upside cake recipe. Sounds yummy! !

You know the funny thing is that I don't even know what Jose Cuervo is. Is it a whine or a hard liquor? I'm such expert on those things. NOT! !

I think with everything that's going on in our lives, we all need a good laugh. Laughter has helped pull me through so many things in my life. If I couldn't laugh at myself and others I would have gave up a long time ago. And on a serious note, prayer and my Lord has always been in my corner.

Now, you all take it easy with the Jose Cuervo or whatever you're drinking. Talking about this is making me thirsty. I think I'll go fix me a cup of hot tea, not hot toddie LOL, but hot tea. When I was young and got really sick with the strip throat which I had quite often my grandmother would fix me a hot toddie (not sure I'm spelling that right) made with honey, lemon juice and some kind of whiskey that my grandfather always seem to have around. I remember it burning going down. I didn't like it very well but it did seem to help the throat or maybe it just helped you forget the throat problem. LOL
 
Glenda, I'm not sure but I think Jose Cuervo is tequila, but I've never had it or any tequila for that matter.

I have to tell you, in a condensed version, a true story about Jose Cuervo. I knew a pastor who threw a party for some friends in his church. He and his wife bought a volleyball net and erected it in their backyard for the party. They bought a net with a sports figure's name on it, they thought. So, when they took their guests outside to play volleyball, one of them suddenly stopped and exclaimed about the name on the net, "Jose Cuervo! I'm not playing!" This man was a former alcoholic. Anyway, the pastor and his wife hadn't drank a drop of liquor in their lives and obviously didn't know what Jose Cuervo was either, or who he was as they were thinking.
 
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