Christmas Carols For Psychological Disorders

[hensylee]

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock. (Better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

 

[Wise]

Ann, these are funny!

My mother-in-law's house induces Borderline Personality Disorder because after a few minutes in that house I feel like I'm roasting over an open fire. This years on Christmas day I wore a short sleeved shirt to key from roasting...besides it got in the upper 40's anyway. But, everyone else had on the sweaters and fleece clothing....in that stuff I do what Rascal Flats sings about, "I Melt." Now as to what my real psychological disroder is...it's rambling over nothing, I think.

 

[Mary]

Too funny Ann!
I think I could have sent many of them at different times in my life!