carols for the disturbed

[hensylee]

We have been talking about paranoia, and lo and behold I got this today:

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,

 

[Mary]

Funny stuff, Ann.
But I do feel sorry for those who are so afflicted . . . .Ross. . . ROSS?

 

[terryj]

Thanks Ann. I sent these to a few of my coworkers and daughter. I think they will think a few resemble me. I am a Christmasaholic.

 

[Karlynn]

Thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh!

 

[CathyK.]

Funny Ann. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Wise]

Thanks for the chuckles Ann.

 

[Glenda]

Ann, funny, funny!

 

[PJmomrunner]

Those were good for some chuckles, Ann! Thanks.

 

[Harrybaby666]

I Fall Under #7!!! LOL

I Fall Under #7!!! LOL

Hensy,
Thanks for the laugh....after these past two weeks, I REALLLLLLLLYYY needed a good laugh.....Harrybaby