Caption Competition

[Bonzo Dog]

The captions are great!

We should start a thread that just has pictures and try and come up with a winning caption.

Ok if I start?? Here's the picture followed by a caption suggestion. Please post your alternative captions.

"HEART SURGERY!! No, please I'm in for a tooth pulling"

 

[Ross]

I thought you were only joking when you said my oil bill would cost a leg. I'll pay you! I'll pay you!

 

[JimL]

Where's my morphine?

 

[geebee]

I thought "Organ Donor" meant after I was dead.

 

[hensylee]

I'm tellin mom!

 

[VikiVix]

ok

ok

OK...I know I said gasoline is costing me an arm and a leg but I didn't mean I was giving mine!

 

[perrypiratesdad]

Okay... ready? Now everyone make a wish!

 

[Karlynn]

Stop cryin' like a baby!

Or

This will only hurt a little bit.

 

[lynnconnolly]

bit longer than a caption, but... meh

bit longer than a caption, but... meh

In other news, Buckingham Palace sources confirmed that members of the household staff had located items purportedly stolen from Princess Diana by Paul Burrell. The items were located following an exhaustive full body cavity search.

Mr Burrell's lawyer defended his client's actions, stating that Prince Phillip had told Mr Burrell that he could 'stick up his arse' certain items that were allegedly gifts from Diana. 'Mr Burrell did so in good faith' he states.

 

[Superbob]

You Brits are a scream -- literally!

 

[tobagotwo]

No! I want MY surgeon! I HATE teaching hospitals!

 

[lynnconnolly]

Okay... ready? Now everyone make a wish!

I love this one! They're all really good but yours had me tittering for ages!

 

[lynnconnolly]

I'm tellin mom!

and Ann's - teeeheeee

 

[perrypiratesdad]

Tittering? What the heck is that? sound's obscene.

Okay... here is a new one...

"Oh crips.... here she goes again with the 'put the seat down' garbage"

OR

"How... me white woman"

 

[hensylee]

titter: softly chuckling or giggling = tittering

not obscene. get yo min' outta da gutter.

 

[Bonzo Dog]

?I said 'George, if you want to end world tyranny, you have to stay up later.' Nine o'clock and Mr. Excitement here is in bed, leaving me to watch 'Desperate Housewives' with Lynne Cheney. Ladies and gentlemen, I am a desperate housewife.?

 

[perrypiratesdad]

Nice Bonzo!

 

[lynnconnolly]

Mrs Bush says... 'Oh, thank you, but no. I don't eat hot dogs.'

 

[Cooker]

"you can't pin this crap on me!!!....I'm ready to go home to Texas"

 

[hensylee]

Bye, Y'all.