Ross
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BUYING Viagra
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
'I am 96' said the old man, 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
'I am 96' said the old man, 'I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'