Breaking News! Woman and derriere anticipating emotional reunion

[Mary]

Gijanet has confirmed that she is ready for a soon to be reunion with her missing derriere. Folks on the Forum might remember that Janet lost her posterior appendage after Katie's July surgery. Janet put out an all point bulletin asking for members' help in locating it.

Fortunately after retracing the route taken by the family, I found Janet's missing body part south of St. Louis along Southern Pacific railroad tracks. Although it appeared a little worn and scuffed, after four months of a long recuperation, it is ready to journey home to South central Texas.

Janet will officially receive her derriere in Arlington, Texas, tomorrow evening in an emotional homecoming. Her family plans to accompany her, and other celebrants include VR member Niki (Gnusgal) and her husband Nathan along with Mary (Mary) and her husband Bob.

Please stand by for updates from the scene of the happy homecoming. Pictures will be posted on this thread.

 

[Yaps]

....uh....huh? who is getting a returned rear? If its a sale somewhere, I wanna know , mine has undergone a metamophisis

 

[catwoman]

Mary:

Wish I could be there to witness this historic event!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alas, I'll be in Columbus OH to judge a cat show.

Please do take photographs so I can see what I had to miss...

 

[Mary]

Marsha,
I sure wish you were going to be there with us. I'm a little concerned about how this story will be covered; I'm taking pictures to document my version, but Janet will probably post before I get an opportunity.

She may denounce the derriere as a fake!

Please remember, there are always two sides to every story. Or in this case, two sides to every butt!

 

[Phyllis]

So glad that Janet is finally getting her butt back! Can't wait to see the pictures of the reunion!! (Give Katie a kiss for us).

 

[Granbonny]

Mary

Mary

Have a safe trip to Texas tomorrow.I know yall will have a good time....Keep us posted...with lots of pictures...When you get back, we will have to start planning our June 10th reunion in Panama city, Fla.. Ann (Hensylee) says she will be there.. It's her stomping grounds ..so she will know all the cool places for us to visit.Ross may get his bikini pictures after all. Have fun in Texas. Bonnie

 

[Karlynn]

2 sides to every story...a front side and a "back" side.

I sure wish there could be a live simul-cast, or streaming video, but I suppose photos will do. LOTS of photos.

Since you've had Janet's butt for 4 months now, and it hasn't been begging to be returned before this, I'm just wondering how she treated it before she lost it. Will Janet have to comply with surprise visits from the DOPPS (Dept. of Posterior Protective Services)?

 

[Ross]

Umm standard procedure here please!

 

[Mary]

We're taking pictures tonight, before it leaves Cape Girardeau. Butt (ha, ha) I can't make promises about what it will look like after Janet gets ahold of it!

And Bonnie, I am eagerly anticipating the Florida mini-reunion. I've been checking into hotels and condos all week. I might have to buy me a new swimming suit for the trip.

 

[Superbob]

Bikini-worthy derriere?

Bikini-worthy derriere?

Hmmmmmmm, Mary, since you are talking about females and derrieres (one of my favorite French words BTW), is this a thread we horndogs should be following with intense interest? Any tie-in with Ross' ever-hopeful bikini quest?

 

[aussigal]

Now this sounds interesting...

i shall eagerly await piccies to see what all the fuss is about

my hubby reckons I lost my derriere years ago wonder if they sell spares .

 

[Mary]

Hmmmmmmm, Mary, since you are talking about females and derrieres (one of my favorite French words BTW), is this a thread we horndogs should be following with intense interest? Any tie-in with Ross' ever-hopeful bikini quest?

Bob,
You need to reread Janet's pitiful story about losing her derriere. I just did what any VRer would do; picked it up, dusted it off, and put it away until I could return it to her.
Of course, if you know me, and I think you do , I won't be headed to Texas with an imaginery "bee-hind".

I'm so glad I'm finally going to meet a few, official, "valve replacement buddies." All the rest is just icing on the cake--hmmmmm.
Mary

 

[geebee]

It was obvious, while visiting Janet & Katie in Ann Arbor, that Janet was indeed missing her derriere.

I am so very happy it will be returned to her and I am jealous that I cannot be there to see the happy reunion.

We expect lots of pictures.

Have fun.

 

[BDMc]

New Guy Missed This One

New Guy Missed This One

Ladies, I'm sorry I missed this story! My thanks for the laughs it is generating even in my ignorance! Can't wait for the pics! Ross should definately get some special editions for the calendar. Brian

 

[dmoses1]

Bottomless

Bottomless

Well, at least she had one to begin with. My family calls me the black girl with the white butt. I'm as flat as a pancake.

I guess when God was handin' out butts, I fell asleep on the sidewalk and forgot to get in line.

Congratulations, though, on the soon to be returned "bottom"!

 

[gadgetman]

dusted it off

Ross, sounds kinda kinky, don't you think?????

Talk about turning the other CHEEK!!!!

I've heard of "Haul your A** outa here" but not take SOMEBODY ELSES!!!!

You gonna put it in the trunk or will you carry it all the way there??????

THE TAIL CONTINUES>>>>>>>>>>>>

Have a nice time BUTT don't get too BEHIND (so to speak).

Must be all that turkey typing. BURP!!!!!

May God Bless,

Danny

 

[Karlynn]

Well, at least she had one to begin with. My family calls me the black girl with the white butt. I'm as flat as a pancake.

I guess when God was handin' out butts, I fell asleep on the sidewalk and forgot to get in line.

Congratulations, though, on the soon to be returned "bottom"!
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Dawn, my son tells my daughter she doesn't have a butt, she has a back with a crack. Pass that one along to the family!

Gina - what were you doing looking at Janet's butt in Ann Arbor? Were you doing reconnaissance for Ross?

 

[PJmomrunner]

Oh, I see!

 

[gijanet]

There better be...........

There better be...........

She may denounce the derriere as a fake!

Please remember, there are always two sides to every story. Or in this case, two sides to every butt!

two sides to my butt.............can't go around half-as*ed, ya know?

And I'll know if it's a fake or not........................only my "real" butt will have that little mole..........ker-hum, beauty mark, in the exact location of.............................

J.

 

[gijanet]

Well, I am shocked...................

Well, I am shocked...................

and truly hurt! This can't be the same group of people who nursed me through Katie's month long surgical adventure! THOSE people were compassionate and loving and supportive...............NEVER would THOSE people have made me the BUTT of their jokes! NEVER would THOSE people have made fun of someone who was anally challenged! (God, it just DAWNed on me that I should have filed for disability these past few months. Dawn, you should try that one - under "disability," just put "anally challenged." ) And I don't like people poking fun at my rear! I don't like anything poked at my rear (ladies - and some men - can vouch for that!), "fun" or not!

And for what it is worth, I will NEVER, EVER give my authorization for the publication of my buttotomy reversal. (What else do you call a butt removal? labotamy is part of the brain gone - buttation? from amputation?) The National Inquirer has already left twenty messages trying to get "exclusive coverage" of the reattachment, and the AMA wants to publish an article about it in their journal as it is the first documented butt reattachment in medical history. Now, if you can top the National Inquirer's offer of twenty grand, then we might talk pictures...........

And, Karlynn, you wicked person you, picking on poor Gina. She was kind enough not to mention that my mind was most obviously MIA, so she just put two and two together.....................head's gone, butt's gone, head must be up her MIA butt.............when you find one, you find the other, although Mary claims it's not there. I think, though, if she would just do a full cavity search, she would find it, but she seems reluctant to do that.....................Okay, now that we have gotten to the bottom of this mystery..................

except for that picture..................geez! It doesn't look like my butt is missing - it looks like it is covered in warts or some other growth...........Mary, it better not be covered in warts.........................and why would it want to come back to me? Mary has let it rest up for almost four months, and it knows what it is in for once it gets back to me............it's gonna be run ragged once again................no pokes, though.


ON a serious note, I am really looking forward to tomorrow night.............can't sleep, but then, when can I?
During work, maybe?

Stay tuned for more of this continuing saga, "The Butts of our Lives"

Hugs from your buttless, chronic insomniac.........................J.