Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter said, ?I?d like to get you guys processed now, but our computer is down. You?ll have to go back to earth for a week, but you can?t go back as your former selves so what?ll it be?? The first priest says, ?I?ve always wanted to be an eagle soaring above the Rocky Mountains.? ?So be it,? says St. Peter and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, ?Will any of this ?count? toward my eternal life?? ?No. I told you the computer?s down so there?s no way we can keep track of what you?re doing.? ?In that case, says the second priest, ?I?ve always wanted to be a stud.? ?So be it,? says St. Peter and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. ?Will you have any trouble locating them?? He asks. ?The first one should be easy,? says St. Peter. ?He?s somewhere over the Rockies flying with the eagles, but the second one could prove to be more difficult.? ?Why is that?? asks the Lord. ?He?s on a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota,? St. Peter replies.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. ?Will you have any trouble locating them?? He asks. ?The first one should be easy,? says St. Peter. ?He?s somewhere over the Rockies flying with the eagles, but the second one could prove to be more difficult.? ?Why is that?? asks the Lord. ?He?s on a snow tire somewhere in North Dakota,? St. Peter replies.
