alternative to a friendship poem

[William]

Here's an interesting list I got from one of my friends:


True Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap


Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship.
You will see no c UT esy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you
can feel the true warmth.
And always remember...when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and
salt and call me over!

 

[Marguerite53]

It all sounds good to me!! Definitely have a few people I can forward that to! My best friends!!

Thanks!

Marguerite

 

[PJmomrunner]

Love it!

 

[Mary]

It's funny that whenever anything REALLY goes wrong in my life, the first, and sometimes only person I call, is my friend of 37 years.
She's received two frantic calls from me over the past three weeks, but using a combination of #'s 1-8, always has me feeling better by the time I get off the phone.
Thank Goodness!

 

[Karlynn]

but using a combination of #'s 1-8, always has me feeling better by the time I get off the phone.
Thank Goodness!

And it only seems natural that #1 would certainly lead to #8.

 

[pipersmith]

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That is hysterical - thanks for sharing

 

[hensylee]

I have a friend who lives far away - she calls me when she has something bothering her because I put all the cards on the table and tell her exactly what I think. Then I tell her I know she will make a good decision.

I also tell my children that so if they mess up it won't be on my shoulders.