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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>Six married men will be dropped on an island with
>1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
>Each kid plays two sports
>and either takes music or dance classes.
>****
>There is no access to fast food.
>****
>Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
>keep his assigned house clean,
>correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
>****
>The men only have access to television
>when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
>there is only one TV between them
>and there is NO REMOTE.
>*****
>The men must shave their legs,
>wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves,
>either while driving or while making four lunches.
>*****
>They must attend weekly PTA meeting
>clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. ;
>make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
>one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
>*****
>The kids vote them off the island, based on performance
>*****
>The last man wins...only if...he has enough energy to be
>intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>*****
>If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
>again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be
>called ***"Mother."***
>*****************
>Six married men will be dropped on an island with
>1 car and 4 kids each, for 6 weeks.
>Each kid plays two sports
>and either takes music or dance classes.
>****
>There is no access to fast food.
>****
>Each man must take care of his 4 kids,
>keep his assigned house clean,
>correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
>****
>The men only have access to television
>when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
>there is only one TV between them
>and there is NO REMOTE.
>*****
>The men must shave their legs,
>wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves,
>either while driving or while making four lunches.
>*****
>They must attend weekly PTA meeting
>clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. ;
>make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and
>one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
>*****
>The kids vote them off the island, based on performance
>*****
>The last man wins...only if...he has enough energy to be
>intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
>*****
>If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over
>again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be
>called ***"Mother."***
>*****************
